prettyblackbelle:

Love
hiiifly:

"Who’s kitchen? Steel’s kitchen!”

pink-vulva:

*dials 911*

911: what’s ur emergency?

me: i need some d*ck from a nigga that’s about shit! 

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pink-vulva:

*knocks on ur front door*

DID U DRINK ENOUGH WATER TODAY?

DID U GET ENOUGH FIBER BAE??

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pink-vulva:

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I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

(Source: jacket--off, via t1ffanyxo)

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t1ffanyxo:

elusivelyshani:

What can you do for me that I cannot do for myself? Without the first response being, “make you cum.”

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nopants-trancedance:

I probably fantasize about fucking you way more than I should.

(via andreaguart)

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